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yourfaveis-adumbass:

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Your Fave is a Dumbass:

James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2

Just some ADHD moods:

blog-inof:

realalistairtheirin:

  • i have never done anything in my life and im not starting now
  • everyone hates me because of this One Thing I Said/Did
  • WHY AM I NOT DOING ANYTHING
  • i am playing my favorite game in the world and im still FUcking BORED
  • EXXXXCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • this is all im talking about for the next ten hours whether you like it or not
  • this is all im THINKING about for the next ten hours whether i like it or not
  • Why Don’t I Have Anything To Chew On
  • I LIKE MAKING NOISE!!!!
  • if anyone says anything im going to kill them
  • time to shake
  • i heard or made a weird sound and now it is echoing through my head please make it stop
  • i have done………. nothing all day i wish for death
  • I WANNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
  • if i dont do this now im never going to do it *spends 30 hours hyperfocused on it*
  • if i dont do this now im never going to do it *doesnt do it*
  • its been 16 hours and i havent eaten and im not hungry
  • its been 3 minutes since i ate and i want SO MCUH MORE
  • all i want is CAFFEINE
  • *gets a drink* *doesnt drink it*
  • this sensation is bad and i will wash my hands until it goes away
  • if i didnt have adhd, i would be too powerful
  • if i didnt have adhd, maybe i would be able to do this
  • why did i SAY THAT i want to SHOVE MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH NOW
  • im never speaking again
  • DONT!! YELL!! AT!! ME!!! I’LL DIE!!!!!
  • i dont like this person because 6 years ago they said my hyperfixation was dumb
  • WHY!! DO I!! CARE!! SO!! MUCH!!
  • why am i crying
  • why am i NOT crying
  • sorry im really happy and excited and i know you’re sad but im very happy and i have forgotten how to be sympathetic
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aggressivewastebin:

what bastard takes their minecraft dogs mining or hunting? those bitches stay inside safe from harm sitting down

the-blog-where-it-happened:

surlydruid:

wellingtonofthejungle:

helloeriiiiic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

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Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a –

Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys.

Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys!

Dumbledore:

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Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

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Originally posted by 106th

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

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Originally posted by everythingstarstuff

I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines

everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

momo-de-avis:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

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Huh…

This is Matrix in a matrix read this shit because it’s talking about how Bandersnatch can be used to create an even more complex user profile depending on how you interacted with the movie, what choices you picked, and how many times you went through a certain path….IM SHOOK

black mirror becomes its worst nightmare

antihelix:

twerkcircus:

meanplastic:

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

theamazingsallyhogan:

c0urier-six:

thepurpleotakutrashcan:

c0urier-six:

bloodofshiagur:

alienshepard:

trained video game designers who get paid thousands of dollars for making video game: some things are way too difficult to create with this engine, you have to understand that we are very limited in our possibilities for this game

modders with a pirated version of photoshop who work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750 outfits during my lunch time. Also this female character now has proper armor and can be romanced by a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here are 20 new complexions you can download for free

also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback :)

you can say Bethesda. it’s okay. todd can’t hurt you here.

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Are you sure @c0urier-six ?

You have no power here, Howard.

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ajani-on-the-spot:

gehayi:

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

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Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.


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